Owh, come on! Don't go on labelling me as uneducated (if you will, read my post on 'Misjudging People') just because I am posting about 'kisses'. One of my (best) friends gave me idea about writing 'disgusting' stuff that could happen when people kiss. I decided that putting the word 'disgusting' in the title is the best way to fend my readers off this post, if not my entire blog.
I will make it super clear that I am not experienced in what I am about to write. Now, ready to chuckle? Read down:
- Guy sneezes into the girl's mouth when they are kissing. If you are not laughing hard enough, it means you are not imagining it hard enough.
- Guy smiles before he kisses the girl, and the girl saw parsley stuck in between his teeth. Laughing now?
- Guy is too excited to kiss the girl and accidentally farted. Boom!!! Indeed, the power of love is sometimes stronger than the nuke.
- Guy burps when he is kissing the girl, and the girl could 'taste' the guy's breakfast. I know, yucks!
- I found this from a website: Guy charges the girl with his tongue sticking out (like a frog).
- Guy inserts his tongue too deeply into the girl's mouth when their lips touched. His tongue prevented oxygen entry and the girl is gasping for air.
I will stop here. You know, I am laughing like a mad man when I am writing this. Insanity got me!
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